Chillin’ at the Holiday Inn…

I couldn’t help but laugh as I read this sign placed on the sink in my room.

Dear Guest,

Due to the popularity of our guest room Amenities, our Housekeeping Department now offers these items for sale.
Irons $40.00
Ironing Boards $30.00
Blow Dryer $30.00
Bath Sheets $20.00
Bath Towels $15.00
Hand Towels $10.00
Face Cloths $5.00

Each Guest Room attendant is responsible for maintaining the guest room items. Should you decide to take these articles from your room, instead of obtaining them form the Executive Housekeeper, we will assume you approve a corresponding charge to your account.
Thank You